A fork of Rural Dictionary
Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.
Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.
guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do
Ok. This gets a little complicated and convoluted but we'll do our best. Here goes:. Person ' a ' who's a raging success asks person 'b' who's not doing so well how it's going. When b extols his/her pathos and bathos person 'a'replies:"what a shame about me"see the irony? The origins of this are from a steely dan song of the same title. From their 2001 comeback album. 2 against nature"
Mr big asole: "hey. Poses
How are your investments doing?"poses: not too well. I took a bath on genentech!"mr big asole:"huh. Well.what a shame about me!"
"Now that's what I'm talking about'!
'A catch phrase' commonly used to express 'enthusiastic support' for a particular 'subject/or subject matter'.
(With more of an emphasis placed on the word 'that's')
*acronym/abbreviated form: NTWITA or TWITA 'That's What I'm Talking About'.
Example:-
A guy just opened his first pay check- and he discovered, that the amount of money enclosed, was a lot more than he was expecting!
-> so he say's (while nodding his head in approval)~ 'Now that's what i'm talking about' !
She said: What You Know About Love
She anything, I got what you need (my heard lyrics.)
What about me?
It isnt fair.
I've had enough now i want my share...
An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.
You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.
Crowd: *silence*
You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.
When someone is saying something that you have either
A) No clue what the fuck they are talking about, or
B) No interest in it whatsover.
It is basically saying "Shut the fuck up" without offending the person talking. And hopefully, they will get the hint and shut the fuck up.
Example A:
"So, if you just take the Rotation Muffler and place it into the X-axis, then you have a complete circuit."
".............I see what you're talking about."
Example B:
"So yeah, she lost the baby, dude. She's heartbroken about it."
"......I see what you're talking about."
"............You're an asshole, dude."