A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) A mellow person who is secretly a cello playing ninja at night; A person who ostracizes people (adj)To be mellow yet aggressive at the same time; To be a person who ostracizes other people in Math class; (verb)To ostracize people in math class; To slap people and not notice while sitting on a couch.
(1)Joe: Want to work together, since I'm pretty sure that I'm smarter than Scott? Alex: . . . Joe: Fine be that was and ostracize me, you ASOL! Alex: Huh? I didn't Ostracize you. I just didn't hear you. Joe: Sure....Liar! Alex: I am not a liar! (2)Joe: So Sarah whats on ur schedule for tonight? Sarah: I don't know (Alex, who is sitting next to Joe, tapping his shoulder with her hand, slaps Joe in the face and doesn't notice) Joe: Ow... Alex: What? Joe You just slapped me! Alex: I'm sorry! I didn't notice. Joe: You ASOL...
pron. AH-SOL A step on from SOL (which obv. stands for SMILE OUT LOUD which OBV. was invented by Hotmas and Steffue and no other fools). To A (pronounced AHH) SOL is to actually smile out loud as opposed to simply claiming to smile like ApeoplewhoclaimtosmilebutAdon't. In fact, A (still pronounced AHH) can go before anything said to mean you are AHH-ctually doing it.
Hotmas is Aannoyed and Aalittledepressed at others who seem to already have defined things that are obv. Ahis. This is currently NOT causing him to ASOL.