A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who farts or shits their pants a lot. The farts or shits are always extremely LOUD and smelly.
Jim has a case of the assy pants.
Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.
I claim this as my own.
.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.
Brian stop being so smart assy, although sometimes it is funny when you are.
A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.
"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"