Country Dictionary

He is the guy who’s been through everything

Him: bro fuck you

Me: ur not bob
Him: *dramatically burst into tears*

A set of characters coming out of the movie "Office Space." The bobs were two men, played by Paul Willson and John C. McGinley, who came into Paul Livingston's office and interviewed people who were going to get laid of and sent to malaysia for some under-level farming work.

"Ah, I got a meeting with The Bobs."

Robbed, rummaged or taken advantage of due to your own naivety . Typically only happens to males.

Can’t believe I was bobbed last night.

Another word meaning boobs. It is normally used by dank memers.

"Open bob plz". (show me boobs).

A word to say when some stranger asks for your name. Very entertaining results.

Stranger: Hey, kid, what's your name?

Kid: Bob.

Of the LPU, a person with too much to do and too little time to do it in.

He's a bobness!

When you have nothing better to say and you're confused... this is the best word to use.

hotchick5237458: Wanna cyber?

Tim: Bob.