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Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

One Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle coming up.

by BigEvil13 December 11, 2010

chocolate chip cookie dough

some of the BEST cookie dough on the planet!! used to make scrumptious cookies or is often eaten raw, though salmonella could be contracted. it is also a very delicious favor of icecream.

morgan: which cookie dough is the most popular?

hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!

by sexy_mama_4 July 11, 2008

chocolate chip muffin

The act of having jesus in your mouth while infested a solid substance (chocolate chip muffin)

Leah: "Is that a chocolate chip muffin?"
Thomas: "No, it's Jesus in your mouth.....no homo"

by BadaBadaBingBangBang October 22, 2011

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by John Handcock February 27, 2005

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!

by Omny NomNomom February 11, 2010

chocolate chip cookie

After a woman has taken a foul and large shit, if she does one wipe from her anus over her cookie, she will leave sprinkles of scat on her cookie.

What is left is a chocolate chip cookie, which can be ate at one's discretion.

Man, I can't believe I had to eat that chocolate chip cookie!

by Chidley July 11, 2008

Double chocolate chip frappuccino

A delicious drink that everyone will love.

I just had an orgasm by drinking a Double chocolate chip frappuccino.

by pink polar bears. July 06, 2011