A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.
Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?
shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity
oh yeah baby, cook my socks
Someone who puts hot water in their mouth and sucks on a limp dick
Shut the fuck up, cashew cooker!
The act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity.
Connor gave Max a Vege Cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.
(slang) someone who has anal sex. After the anal sex, the person who was the giver cums on a table, and the reciever sucks it up through a straw.
Dirty cookers are disgusting.
The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.
My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.