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Negative, annoying, inconvenience.

1. Shut the fuck up you crunchy ass bitch! 2. You are so crunchy... 3. 3a Something happens 3b (reaction) "crunchy..."

Adjective: a white person who is not a complete dick, having intriguing interests more than Starbucks and yoga pants with ugg boots and/or bro-like. Someone who respects other people and contributes to the world.

That white dude is hella crunchy.

The main stalk in a lettuce leaf that provides a crunchy texture and ruins a good salad

This salad was mostly crunchies which made it basically inedible

Used to describe something fun and awesome.

the comedy show last night was SO crunchy!

Early 90's Middle/High school people used to say someone must feel crunchy after being dissed or feeling stupid or bad because they did something stupid. It's usually said after someone tries to look cool and then somehow they end up looking like a fool.

"Jimmy talked mad game about Lisa liking him, but today he said Hi to her and she completely ignored him. I bet he's feeling crunchy as a mofo right now." "You ripped your pants! Ohhhhh!! Feelin' crunchy?" After something embarrassing happens to your friend you say: "On a scale from 1-10 how crunchy do you feel?" or "Man you must be feeling crunchy" or "So crunchy.."

Nickname used by tankers for infantry soldiers. Refers to the noise they make when the tank runs 'em over.

Don't steer tool close to that wall. Some crunchies are nearby.

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.