A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derogatory term referring to a person of Asian descent.
"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."
It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.
I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.
A Chinese Gang that goes around the streets and pick pockets people with Chopsticks. In 2020 These people will go into war against the Egg-roll Man and the Orange-Chicken Man.
The Chopstick Gang has stolen a weed from Snoop Dogg
a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.
Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.
Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.
A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.
My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.