A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.
Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.
A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.
My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.
When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.
My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.
You put a penis in a Whataburger and eat around the penis. Or eat the penis whatever you fancy.
Would you like to Whatasize your Whatapenis sir?
When you stick your dick in a fresh pot of coffee.
Try a mocha dick; it’ll melt your dick.