Country Dictionary

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Coronavirus

A bitch.

Coronavirus is a bitch.

by JoniKauf March 22, 2021

coronavirus

Coronavirus or covid19 is the spread of fear and mass hysteria in pursuit of personal gain.

They lying, coronavirus is just proof on how mass hysteria can control individuals.

by YelaSyr August 04, 2020

coronavirus

The virus that will destruct everybody in the world if we don't put in our efforts quickly.
Follow advice from your Government or any other trusted sources for prevention. There might or might not be a vaccine for it available in a year or two or three.
Plus, it's fuelling racism against Asians and domestic violence.

CORONAVIRUS + BEER = CORONABEERUS

by MrWhomstDVe March 23, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that suddenly causes people to hoard loads of toilet paper and rappers begging to get out of jail because of their new found lung problems

“It’s coronavirus I need to get all the toilet paper because I’m totally gunna poo 1,000 times a day”
-Boomers
Coronavirus let Tekashi 69 get out of jail because he suddenly got problems with his body. Now I gotta listen to his stupid music again.”
-EVERY KID WITH A GOD DAMN BRAIN

by Fat giraffe April 14, 2020

Coronavirus

Levi was banned from cleaning.

This is the result.

,,Coronavirus is here, stay home!"
Levi: I TOLD YOU TO LET ME CLEAN THAT WINDOW

Coronavirus

Coronavirus is a disease that can kill people. If they havent already schools and jobs and most stores should be shutting down. Coronavirus can be a scaring thing but make sure you stay safe and wash your hand for 20 seconds.

The coronavirus is spreading,everybody stay inside.

by Olivia Pallesen March 26, 2020