A fork of Rural Dictionary
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks... - Here have a beer! - Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
what is the malted liquor what gets you drunker quicker what comes in bottles or in cans (beer!) can't get enough of it (beer!) how we really love it (beer!) makes me think i'm a man (beer!) i could kiss and hug it (beer!) but i'd rather chug it (beer!) got my belly up to here (beer!) i could not refuse a (beer!) i could really use a (beer!) Beer, Beer, Beer!
the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy
I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer. I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!
Crap that people drink gallons of so they can do crazy shit, have bad hangovers, and die of heart disease.
You see that guy who just collapsed on the sidewalk? I don't feel sorry for him. He drank like 25 1-liter glasses of beer last night.
dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.
a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.
a poor vodka substitute that looks like and tastes like piss (and also makes you piss a lot)
fuck i'm out of smirnoff, guess we'll have to chug some nasty ass bud lite tonight shit i broke seal! now i'm going spend the rest of the night at the pisser, thanks to all the beer (pissing the night away..)