A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression of suprise.
Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !
A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.
"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"
Yo it’s national dick me down day.
Do not disrespect my shit
Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me
When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.
Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!
Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.
Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.
when you want someone to suck your dick
Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"