A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sexy ass niggas who pull bitches from left to right
Damn that nigga darren pull all the baddies
gives raisins to kids on Halloween
married to Karen
will only drink beer from a pre-chilled glass
needs to talk to the manager if someone’s sitting at HIS table at the pub
drives a Range Rover
his walk-in wardrobe has polo tops and loafers in every colour
Omg Darren do you have to talk to the manager every time the bartender pours you a beer with a head that isn’t 2.78cm exactly?!!
Walking like a dagger with swagger. That slicked back hair stops and makes you stare. That deep dark gaze leaves you feeling like your amongst a maze. Da bowl isn't left empty with a smolder like dat. Big for your boots...more like wretched cheap books.
person 1- whats that?
person 2- I can smell that izi meyaki from miles away!
person 1 - ITS A DARREN
person 2- This beep just got real
An annoying lil kid that nobody likes and butts in every goddamn Conversation in this planet and looks like a snapping turtle.
Person: Get The Fuck away from me Darren you look like a motherfucking snapping turtle.
Darren:I will bite you bitch
A really cool jerk. I love to sit on the phone with him while he's with his friends. He's so sweet. He's also a meanie, but I don't mind. :)