A fork of Rural Dictionary
Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!
Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.
My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!
A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.
Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!
Doing the washing on a Sunday and going through the dirty pants.
Where's mom? She's shit dipping
When a girl is done shitting and you put sour patch kids in her ass and eat them
I was shit dipping in Mary's ass last night
Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.
Person 1: Fishnets are not appropriate attire for Walmart.
Person 2: Suck my fat cock you dip shit.
One who is, or will be a person that does very stupid or dumb stuff, popularized in the movie 'Brokeback Barnabus'using its alternate definnition which refers to a homosexual mans tendency to perform gay sex acts, resulting in a 'shit dip.'
Example 1: Luke: "Gee, lets go pour milk on the snow! That'll really stick it to the man!"
Don: "Luke, you ar such a shit dip!"
Example 2: Barnabus: "Hey boys, you want to play?"
Phillip: "Barnabus, I'll shit dip with you any day!"
This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.
Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !
Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !