A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Barnabus is a kind of person who keeps to themselves. They are usually very intelligent people and always try their best.
Barnabus is over there!
scientific name: barnabus j. sinclaire a rat/cat/beaver/dog animal who must drink gasoline, get hit by a car, raped, and thrown in a lake, every day, just to survive. It is very rare and lives only in Norristown, Pennsylvania. Nobody knows what the j. stands for.
The barnabus can be easily identified by its distinctive mating call, "BARNA-BARNA-BARNABUS!!!"
The de-facto definition of a Chode. Rage Quits a game due to not understanding that a Trader labeled "FISH TRADER" Does not in fact but or sell anything but fish.
Barnabus Collins: "Left an ADA full of stuff with a key at the fish trader on Pripyat, free to first person that grabs it.. No fun for me when half the shit I looted is unsellable at any trader. Good luck with that." Owner of the server: " Only fish stuff at Fish Trader, hence it's called Fish Trader"