A fork of Rural Dictionary
A red-headed bastard who has the same colored pubic hair as he does all over the rest of his godforsaken body. The Female Race can not be firecrotches.
Look at that sonofabitch fire crotch, Jimmy, he's gay!
Red headed person. Why do we call them that? Cuz there crotch hair is obviously red so ITS ON FIRE!
Michelle: Hey who's that person over there with the red hair? Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.
A person who is passive agressive
That guy was a total Fire-Crotch when he handed me that sharpie !
a dyke who has the reddest of red pubes one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.
yo, sheila has the best of the worst fire crotch ever! tell that bitch to close her legs, its a firey jungle! Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.
The irritated inflamed skin that arises after a particularly aggressive waxing of the region of the crotch, characterised by fiery red welts.
Marsha: I hope this nasty fire crotch dies down before saturday night
a speicial ed teacher thts hair is hot and attidue is hotter and looks like a a fuckin druged out ho wearin 50 diferent colors lookin like a clown
fire crotch: no u cannot sit there! go in the corner gangsta: fuck u bitch
Some who has a fire in their pants. Usually have the whitest of skin.
Being ashamed of his fire crotch, David Maggio shaves his pubic hair in hopes that it will grow in darker.