Country Dictionary

The best sexual encounter that you have ever had: A "home run" of sex.

I had a date with a porn star and she said that I gave her a Di Maggio because she had 7 orgasms.

A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.

Would you like more jeremy for your maggio? Stop eatin all the maggio, we have more jeremy's left.

An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell

Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?

the hottest guy alive

damn on a scale from one to chris maggio ur definitely a chris maggio

a big, huge, jerk

example: as mean as mike can be is michael maggio

The act of fucking someone in your friends house

Damn bro can’t believe you did a dirty Maggio to me last night at the kickback

Fucking a girl in the Johnson household (preferably not a member of the Johnson family).

I totally pulled a Dirty Maggio last night. Pretty sure I’ve gotten more action in this house than anyone who lives here!