A fork of Rural Dictionary
often an expression used for ones self. When you have done something wrong thats usually ve simple, I.e threading a needle in a hurry.
Miss one " ow bugger"
Miss two " fuck"
Miss three " fuck it"
miss four "fuckin ell"
(now your feelin stupid n time is gatting on)
(your thought- why am I so kin dull? you start to grin at your own stupidness))
Miss five "owwwwa Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck" (grin)(try again!!)
something to say if you are a complete idiot for no fucking reason at all.
"Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!"
"You're fuckin stupid, buddy! Do us all a favor and die."
An exclamation used to express a degree of frustration, or extreme pissed-ness.
"Fuck fuck fucker fuck, I left my goddamn shittypile music for Vocal Jazz in my dorm room! I am such a stupid twat."
The act of completely losing your shit and being at a complete loss for words. It can be used in situations such as breakups, weddings, hitting said children with a said car, messing up a fire rap verse, hoverboarding over rock or ex-girlfriend (your choice), spending all your money on claw machines, or just being bored.
girlfriend: I think it is time for us to break up
You: shit fuck fuck shit fuck okay
*two hours later*
You: shit fuck fuck shit i just ran over her with my hoverboard
The mating call of the rare fuckus bird.
The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:
1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"