A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun: the place that served cold or perishable items are stored to keep them cold, only refers to a place that is not electrically, gas, or motor powered; does not necessarily have to refer to the ghetto, one can have a ghetto freezer for convenience.
Gangster 1 : Hey dawg where da milk at? Gangster 2 : Yo, it's in the ghetto freezer cause I couldn't pay the electric bill. Gangster 1 : Dumbass! Zack: Welcome to the party, all the booze is out back in the ghetto freezer, there was not enough space in the fridge so we had to put them in the snow.
Derogatory term for residents of Alaska.
I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.
a woman with whom you can have predictably tasty casual sex, as frequently and for as long as you like; she'll always be there.
Rob: Hey, you seein' Sarah tonight? Dane: Probably. You know she's my freezer candy. Rob: Great!
A sexually attractive female who is not exactly petite; possibly larger than you. Term derives from deer-hunting terminology that refers to bagging a deer that is large and rife with edible meat (to be stored in the freezer) instead of having a trophy-sized rack.
Guy 1: Wow, look at that big chick over there! Not bad! Guy 2: Yeah, that's a freezer filler right there.
The act of storing frozen goods in a freezer in order to maximize space, esp. when a large quantity of perishables must be stored in a smaller refrigeration unit. Like the Nintendo game from which the term was derived, Freezer Tertis involves shifting and rotating boxes of frozen goods in order to fill any empty spaces.
Um, we're going to have to play Freezer Tetris if you want to fit all of this stuff in there.
When Gold Bond is put on a Males genitalia before receiving oral sex so that the Female gets the extreme cooling feeling in her mouth, while her saliva gives the Male a slight cooling feeling.
Male: Sue go get the gold bond! I want to give you a Golden freezer! Female: YES! I Love when you ask me for that! I also love the cooling feeling Gold Bond gives me!
Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat
" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"