Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Gullwing Doors

noun; doors that can be aftermarket or stock on a car, where the door is hinged from the roof and opens vertically. Examples can be seen on the Mercedes 300SL or the Delorean

The Mercedes SLS AMG has the same gullwing doors the 300SL had when it was introduced over 50 years ago.

by Crazybmws January 10, 2012

Ghetto Freezer

noun: the place that served cold or perishable items are stored to keep them cold, only refers to a place that is not electrically, gas, or motor powered; does not necessarily have to refer to the ghetto, one can have a ghetto freezer for convenience.

Gangster 1 : Hey dawg where da milk at? Gangster 2 : Yo, it's in the ghetto freezer cause I couldn't pay the electric bill. Gangster 1 : Dumbass! Zack: Welcome to the party, all the booze is out back in the ghetto freezer, there was not enough space in the fridge so we had to put them in the snow.

by Crazybmws February 15, 2010

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws March 16, 2011

Device masturbation

noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself.

"There's been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. I know your just updating your Facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it." My history professor.

by Crazybmws September 22, 2011

whale

noun; a wealthy patron to a casino, gets paid special attention by a casino host so the patron will feel comfortable to gamble more money.

My whale just walked in. He is hosting the Ferrari convention downstairs.

by Crazybmws June 22, 2011

Japanese Steel

noun: a slang term for a katana sword

Used in the movie Kill Bill, Vol. 1 ex 1 (plural) : "I need to see him for his Japanese steel" ex 2 (singular) : "I have Japanese steel"

by Crazybmws November 13, 2010

Cloud Porn

noun; a collection of titillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using space on either. This allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your "stash". Best used with people who view their porn on multiple devices or on shared computers.

I got a free 50 gb account with box.net and I'm going to use it as a place to store my cloud porn.

by Crazybmws November 22, 2011