A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best people on earth. Innocent and full of adventure. Free spirited and accepting.
My Children are my heart walking around outside my body.
A human being, just like you.
I still don't understand why adults think that every child is stupid, bitchy, bratty, or spoilt. Then they forget to say that they were kids. Then, they say how much tough times they've been through when they were children and not think about the tough times us children STILL go through. It's stupid, and I find it discriminating.
From,
A child.
Child: I'm glad I can hang out with children like myself.
Something that is commonly found in basements
Quinn: do you have any children?
Meghan: yeah I have some in my basement
Quinn: what-
Meghan: don’t you have children in your basement?
A delicacy in South American high class society. Recipes usually require that you catch them fresh, and use plenty of salt.
A cannibal had a wife, and (ate/eight) children.
A wild breed of children that I keep in my basement
*hears screaming coming from downstairs
You : SHUT UP CHILDREN