A fork of Rural Dictionary
A baseball player who is very lazy and hasn't hit a walk-off homer in 2 seasons
Jayson werth just made an error nationals lose 4-0 on the bases loaded inside the park homerun/error
Someone who is romantically attracted to someone with the name “Jayson.”
Gf: “Heyy im cuming for you”
Bf: “Omg what why?”
Gf: “So when I hear the name jayson i get horny”
Bf: “Is that a kink?”
Gf: “Yep! it’s called a Jayson kink.”
When a person arbitrarily describes item/places as stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things simply because he/she expects you to understand his/her vagueness.
Or, when a person delibrately describes events with words like stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things because he/she is too lazy and/or disinterested in fully narrating or recounting a situation.
A person pulling a Jayson will often often end his/her sentences with "...and things like that."
Person X: What did you do on vacation?
Pulling a Jayson: Nothing, just some stuff and things like that.
A non-canon character in American comic book company DC, short for Detective comics. He was made when the four adopted sons of billionaire, playboy, philanthropist Bruce Wayne a.k.a Batman that are Dick Grayson a.k.a Nightwing, Jason Todd a.k.a Red Hood, Tim Drake a.k.a Red Robin and Damian Wayne a.k.a Robin gang banged Barbara Gordon a.k.a Batgirl, and that is what led to the birth of Timian Jayson.
Bruce Wayne: "Sorry Timian Jayson but you ain't getting any child support from me, now get rekt"
The act of blatantly state something as fact even though you have not even the vaguest idea what you are talking about.
Named after the NY Times reporter that made up entire stories.
A basketball player who plays horribly and loses massively in the NBA finals
Wow he played like Jayson Tatum
Mango seller who can't spell his name
Fake Jayson got no mango