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Jod

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His kind personality is a cover up for his massive cock that he is packin. An average day for Jod would be fucking bitches and snorting lines.

Yo look at Jod shagging that bitch again, he only just met her

by Succulentyourmum March 11, 2022

JOD

Jump off the Dick. a way of saying someone is having to much sex and needs to take a break

person 1: we had sex everyday this month person 2: damn girl, JOD !!

by littlemsily June 25, 2010

Jod

God.

Person: ON JOD im so hungry Person 2: U mean god? Person 1: No jod you idiot

by Cuppa Milk November 21, 2022

JOD

/J"aw"D/ Often written in fully capital format with excess added 'd's at the end is a symbolic (termed as slang) euphemism of the word 'God' popularised by Shobit Rai also known as his alias gamer tag "Tb0ne". It is often fondly used by his fans and followers in their own context mostly to expressionize an overwhelming sense of excitement or euphoria coming onto them usually when achieving a victory in a online game. It is also used as a Interjection to convey a sense of gratitude or excitement to another person when the odds fall in ones favour or a process goes through smoothly and optimally as they planned It uniquely satirizes western culture ; using various terms as slang which are often mispronounced to sound eloquent in their own ways, such as GIF or JIF. It exhibits deep emotion as well as conveying an inside joke amongst gamers.

"The twin towers have fallen, JODDDDD....?"

by ashtraybabyhead January 15, 2024

Jod

What people who say "jif" call God

Guy who says "Jif": Oh my Jod bro! Normal person: What the fuck?

by calemgalgo June 03, 2022

JOD

JOD means "Just to over documenting" It is a helpful acronym to refer to a past action that was discussed via call, zoom, or meeting, and then you write it down to be clear with that person

JOD , we need to re-send the invoice to this client based on our call

by Pablo Grafica August 17, 2023