A fork of Rural Dictionary
combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness who knows everything worth knowning
JOD knows, Ask JOD he knows everything I don't know why dont you try JODDING it
A useless worker with no coordination that is a complete pain in the arse. Will walk around work with his finger up his arse all day until shift is over.
Your a absolute JOD
The one who is capable to achieve the highest and toughest ever possible.He tends to be the greatest of all time.
Be a man of discipline,leading to a path of becoming jod
short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)
That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.
Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke. Ex: Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?" Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!" Me: "Jod" Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
An arrogant, all-knowing and omnipotent being
Your arrogance is reaching Jod level
OCFA S20 Heisman and QBOTY. Played for the Kingston Knights along with Head Coach Caapin. Teammates with PooGomez, Zekiepoo7, alonelife, Kloppington, and linopoo7.
OCFA Fans: OMG IS THAT JOD THE HEISMAN WOW 🤩