A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female
Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni
A buggy bug bug, likes to be referred to as Hanukkah Harry. Jake spends his free time in ms.g's class room studying code. He also enjoys to spend time down by retard row when playing Fortnite. #Bot #Anti #SundayFunday #Getscarried
I saw a random wild Jakey Benny down by the F-wingthis afternoon.
; a golden barrel of a dog. Half corgi, half lab. Similar in looks to a seal. Very loyal and happy. Does not move very fast!
Person 1: Did you see that floof over there? His legs were only 4 inches tall!
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.
When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.
"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"