Country Dictionary

Scottish slang for pisshead, old waster, wino,low-life.

Dirty Jakey cunt. Go get with the fucking jakey`s.

Scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic

Did you see that jakey on the back of the bus? yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the shit stains on his jeans.

Messed up or inoperable.

I’d google it, but this WiFi is jakey.

A tri-headed penis that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have sex with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his penis

Last night I had sex with all three of your sisters at the same time using my Jakey

a hard-core alcoholic

At the subway station there were some piss-reeking jakeys around.

A member of the street drinking fraternity Etymology - believed to have been derived from jackdaw and jake which is scots for a cheap strong drink.

"You can easily tell the jakeys from the brass monkies. The jakeys have damaged red skin on their faces and the junkies have pallid see-through skin only a few microns thick."

a total thievin wee gypsy alcky bastard

as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'