A fork of Rural Dictionary
Key, real name Kim Kibum, is the main rapper of South Korean boy band, SHINee. He is well known for being an excellent rapper and a fabulous fashionable diva. He is the master of girl group dances and usually dances better than the actual group.
Non-shawol: Why is that dude wearing a pink boa on stage? Shawol: Because that's Key, and Key is fabulous
Keys - is way of expressing a positive or negative passionate feeling. It is a word that won't get you suspended from school but will proclaim your edginess.
For instance, your friend says, "Want to hit the club?" You reply, "I am down to clown!" Your friends smiles, nods, and says, "Keys!" or "Sweet keys!" It is also used to express dismay or disbelief as in "A tree fell on my house last night." Response: "What the keys!" or "Shut the keys up!!!"
The metallic shits you thought you left on the table but they aren't actually there and are in the sink....for some reason?
Guy1: Hey where are the keys? Guy2: On the table Guy1: you left them in the sink dumbass 🤦 ♂️