A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A word you say to subtly throw some shade when your friend is telling you non-stop about something you have absolutely no interest in. 2. A word peppy people say when they run out of words to describe how "Awesome!" something is 3. A word children use to make themselves sound cool in front of their peers
1. Friend: oh wow look at how many 'Yu-gi-oh Cards' I have, I have 2/5 of the forbidden one. Me thinking 'You're 17 and still playing Yu-gi-oh?': Kewl 2. Peppy person: OMFG I JUST LOVE THIS TOTES KEWLSONG! 3. Child: Yeah I played fortnight for the first time last night, it was soooo Kewl
An alternate spelling of the word "cool." Generally used by people too hipster, debutante, or just otherwise awesome to use the banal and overused standard spelling. If the word is being used by people of exceptional class and good taste, an umlaut can be placed over the "e" for extra pizazz. Kewl is used primarily as an affirmative word, to express the user's satisfaction or happiness with a progression of events or of a prior text. People will sometimes mistakenly spell cool with multiple o's, thinking that this elevates the trite "cool" to some sort of higher level. Those people are sadly mistaken, but hopefully someday a kewl person will come along and show them the light.
"Hey man, my new board came yesterday. We gotta hit the slopes!" "Kewl dude, let's go tomorrow!"
A term used to describe (usually teens) those who play with fire or explosives without having any idea what they're doing.
Those damn kewls almost caught the woods on fire.
(N.) a dumba** way of spelling "Cool" that pot-smoking, skateboarders use. You have to scrunch up your nose to say it, or else, you're saying it wrong.
-Hey dude, where's my car? -I don't know? Maybe aliens abducted it. -Man, wouldn't that be kewl. (insert Beavis & Butthead laugh here.)