A fork of Rural Dictionary
a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat
maddox will be a laker in 50 years
Only the Boston Celtics have more NBA championships. Some of the greatest players of all time have played for the Lakers organization. Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Shaquile O' Neal, George Mikan, and the list goes on. The Lakers manage to make a run for the title in almost every decade. Sure, there are years when the team sucks, but they always come back eventually. We had a nice string of titles a few years ago and now we're mediocre again. The Shaq trade was a bad idea but the Lakers will be back sooner or later.
The Lakers have the greatest franchise in NBA history.
v. used to announce the departure of a person
*Hey, I'm going home. *All right, laker!
A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice. The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.
Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.
girls with ugly thick drawn on eyebrows, red lipstick and usually vertical lip piercings. onion lakers usually think of themselves as "hot shit" usually do duckface/kissy lips in photos.
guy 1 "look at those girls eyebrows" guy 2 "that's and onion laker" guy 1 "looks like she uses sharpie to color that sh*t in" guy 2 "onion lakers ferda"