Country Dictionary

A small fart, also known as silent but deadly

"Julian, I just layed a laker!" "Lakers are sweet, Asim, let me try"

a straight person pretending to be lesbian; hence "lesbian faker"

Did you see her lookin at him? What a laker.

a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%.

laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?" local: "you must be a laker."

a retired pirate that lives on a lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

look at that badass laker bro

ditching for a baby reason. ditching because an extremely lame and stupid excuse.

"Hey we still going to the game Friday?" "Yea bro!" "Don't laker on me!" -Doesn't show up- "Bro you lakered on me!"

a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

maddox will be a laker in 50 years

v. used to announce the departure of a person

*Hey, I'm going home. *All right, laker!