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MAG

Acronym for "middle-aged gay"

I didn't have a Halloween costume, so I told people that I was dressed as a MAG in my designer jeans, loafers and cardigan.

by DragMAG December 29, 2010

mag

male ass graber

ur a mag girl

by mondoga October 30, 2009

mags

mags, short for maggot. a term private school kids around sydney use for getting totally pissed.

"you going friday night? we're gonna get mags at johnno's."

by Aloys Boy September 26, 2006

Mag

a moderately attractive girl

from the MAG system of designation. This system was developed to categorize, label, and describe women. Named after the most common "MAG" designation.

A "MAG" or moderately attractive girl is one who rates somewhere between a 6 and an 8.5 on a scale of 0 to 10 (with 10 being most desirable.) These account for most women in the world. Others are designated as follows:
0-3 scale being designated as UG-OS (ugly women)
4-6 scale being HAGS (hag-like women)
8.5 to 10 scale being AGS (attractive girls)
Further designations can be made within each class of distinction by adding the descriptors "high", "medium", or "low" before the system rank name.

This system can be used in the company of only men, but is more often used in mixed company to go undetected when discussing a woman's desirability in her presence.

::NOTE:: the MAG system is subjective and meant to be used as a tool to help the parties discussing women express their ideas. The "desirability" of a woman is not solely based on appearance, but on many factors.

Let's go down to the pump; it's karaoke night and I bet that place will be a hot, brooding mag-nest.

How are things going with Emily? She's a high mag, man. Jessi is cool but she is a medium mag and you deserve better.

Next time we are at the mall just take a look around. You never see mags and ags together, the species don't intermingle. It must be a self esteem thing.

by Carlo Van Sextron April 18, 2011

mag

Short for magnificent.
As in that hottie is so mag man.

"Dahling! That purple mag is just mag!"
"Check out that mag hottie, duuude"
"Man that was the shizznit, the mag way you knocked off that likker sto"

by shakti September 15, 2003

mag

male ass grabber

Vanity Smurf is a mag.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004

mag

A fat man on creotine. sweats a puddle. has a sweat tattoo of a rose (faggot). likes his chicks soft and pudgy. best of all has a hot mom and sister (sarah)

u are such a mag.

by mystery78967865767 October 07, 2008