A fork of Rural Dictionary
Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.
I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!
typically a short man, whom you're not certain is either giving sly look or just has a persistent squint.
Legend among men, but unfortunately has an anus the size of a dinner plate *
Enjoys a munch on phallic shaped objects, but you'll look past it in hopes he'll come to terms with his selective eating.
"Can't go out for dinner with a Mahoney ever again"
"Ikr too many penises on one plate"
Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it and using it as a dildo
The woman used her Mahoney Cannoe to pleasure herself.
The act of being fellated while making eye contact with someone who has no idea it’s happening.
I was totally stood at Mahoney’s podium this morning, looking out of the window, the postman had no idea, but we locked eyes… and he smiled.
Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down
My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.
A nice girl.
The word Zara O Mahoney comes from the urban household defined as a nice girl