A fork of Rural Dictionary
An enormous beast that is half-man, half-pig and half-bear, who eats puppies and poops out high-level nuclear wastes requiring immediate burial. Also known as Detroit Lions Defensive Tackle Ndamukong Suh.
Quarterback: "Where am I?"
Medical Staffer: "You scrambled out of the pocket, but then Manbearpig caught you. Stay still. The ambulance is on its way."
its the single biggest threat to our planet.
half man, half bear and half pig
BEWARE!
guy "hey what is that, some sort of pigbear man?"
al gore " no, stupid, its manbearpig - i'm cereal"
"thankyou al gore, you're super awesome"
1/2 bear, 1/2 man, 1/2 pig... 150% retarded.
Don't worry, it's not really manbearpig. It's me, Al Gore.
DEFINITION 1 :
Half-Man
Half-Bear
Half-Pig
Or is it :
Half-Man
Half-Bear-Pig . . .
DEFINITION 2 :
something awesome that its out of this world .
1 :
OMG ITS ManBearPig . . . RUN !
2 :
Bloody Hell that film was ManBearPig !
A certain someone that excels in ManBearPigging. They go out specifically to grenade and get some just so it will make there friends happy. They do break the man code because they are getting with the ugly chick when its not necessary...but its all good...Some famous Hunters are the ones from ManBearPigHUNTER.com, (Nard, Drew, Nes, Dev, and of course THE MIZ)
They also must enjoy dominating these wild beasts
1. Look at that guy talking to the fat ugly manbear for no reason...he must be a manbearpig hunter
2. Trenkar is a new up and coming ManBearPig Hunter
3. God damn im in a slump cant get any hot girls looks like im just gonna have to get hammered and be the token manbearpig hunter for the night
THE BEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET EARTH.
And algor is trying to kill IT ;(
MANBEARPIG
Half man
Half bear
Half pig