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Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner

Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...

Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.

When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.

tylers mom, lynn, is a milf(mother id like to F@#$)

john: have u seen tylers mom recently cuz if u had you would say she is a milf to

Mom I'd Like to FUCK

Man dawg your mom is such a MILF, hook me up!

Mother I'd love to fuck.

Amanda......your mom is a hot milf. Age 36 looks better than ever! Don't whine b/c everyone wants to fuck her. You'll be a milf one day too.

mother i'd love to $@&%

dude brian's mom is a total milf

This term was introduced with the inception of the Eddie James All-Negro All-Stars in 1937. Originally used to refer to the chronic effects of a disasterous flim-flam, it later became used to describe Eddie's wife, Heather, who had slept with most of the band.

It also later got verbed and is used to describe saggy white moms with big asses getting reamed from behind.

"Once you go milf, you can't go back."

"This video shows your mom getting milfed."