A fork of Rural Dictionary
A god among the ordinary fish of Bikini Bottom.
"All hail the mighty Mr. Krabs!" They all shouted, praising the real god of the world.
I quote "MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY , ooh a penny!" -Mr. Krabs
A person: That fucking Mr. Krabs is hoarding all his fuckin money!
Mr. Krabs: oh thx for your wallet
canabalism
krabby pattie's are krab therefore mr krabs is canabalism
Your sugar daddy who penetrates you with his 19-inch cock and gives you £20 for it after
Omg I saw Mr Krabs yesterday, and I never came as much as I had then! I flooded his bed and soaked the £20 pound note he gave me!
Grunkle Stan in a crab costume.
You kidding me!? Mr. Krabs isn't giving out refunds!
That's weird, neither is Grunkle Stan!
They're both old and crustaceous too
You know what that means...
When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.
Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.
"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."