Country Dictionary

A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.

The mulch fairy came last night and made my yard look awesome!

when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it

Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mulch pile.

When one licks another’s butthole.

I accidentally walked in on Cassandra while munching the mulch of her boyfriend.

A hit taken from a water pipe (bong) that is roughly half tobacco and half marijuana bud. Also known as Spliff Rips, Mullies, Mixers, and Zorb.

"I just took the largest mulch rip, feel totally zorbed out"

The stuff a dude leaves on chick when done hittin it.

I left a load of bone mulch on Lesli's back last night.

A sexual act where one licks the butthole of another.

Munching on mulch is Victor’s favorite thing to do after his girlfriend takes a shit.

Similar to The Big Mulch, and The Big Large, it is a devastating insult.

History class is The Bigger Mulch today