A fork of Rural Dictionary
No. I'm not. I'm telling you the future. I'm like the world's most famous seer! I was right about Trump losing the 2020 election due to the lockdowns. I told you not to do it and you didn't listen. And I can see here that there are 2 possible futures. One where those things I said were going to happen... Happen... And another one where something terrible happens! And the only way to avoid this is to bring the first prediction to fruition! OoOoOoOoOoOo!
Hym "Negotiating implies I'm trying to convince you of something. I'm not. I'M A SEER WHO CAN SEEEEE THE FUUUTUUUURE! And what you're done is dive head first into the bad future. I can't aim to convince you of anything because I know that you are basically retarded. Can one convince a dog to stop eating it's own shit? Can one convince a retard to stop cooling on themselves? It would be folly to even try. So I'm not."
A lady of negotiable affections is one who enjoys sex at a price.
She was an amateur lady of negotiable affections. "How much for a quickie?" "I'm not on the game. As it's you. Now that you've got me drunk, just pay for a taxi back to your place. I can't wait." In my bedroom, I slipped out of my boxers and into her. She was lush, moist and dying for it. Buying her an expensive meal with two bottles of wine had been worth my money.
You are not a negotiable instrument.
Elena: "My phone died!" Barack: "It was a negotiable instrument."
A person who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons when it’s convenient for them. A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.
“I’m not shomer Negiah, I’m shomer negotiable” “I’m shomer negotiable” ••••••••••• A: are you shomer negiah B: I’m shomer negotiable