A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you ever meet a Nolan you are really lucky. Nolans are kind, and hilarious. Nolans aren't really the dating type but girls easily fall in love with them. Nolans are often seen wearing hoodies and hats. Nolans love to play sports, particularly basketball. Nolans have such great friends and are pretty good at school work. Nolans like to snowboard. Nolans appreciate their friends and would never let them down.
If you ever have the chance to date a Nolan don't break his heart because he would have a hard time putting it back together.
Have you ever met my friend Nolan?
This guy is so good at basketball, Ya his name's Nolan.
Nolan is none of these things on this website, Why you may ask? Because He's simply none of these things, He isn't the coolest guy you know, He isn't handsome and doesn't have amazing hair, and No one ascertains to be like him. Instead, He's the coolest guy to exist, He's stunning and God-like, His hair isn't amazing, It's astounding, And everyone wants to be him, Not like him. While it is true that he's horny as hell, I'll leave it out for the sake of his dignity. To put what I've said in simpler terms, He is both imperfection and perfection simultaneously, He is enigmatic. It is truly a mystery how he was created, and more importantly, how he came into my life, But what isn't a mystery is my love for all that he is. And when I say ALL that he is, It truly means ALL. From the beating of his heart To the roaring of his laugh, To the empty spaces in his head, HE is sweet, kindhearted, silly, understanding, and loveable. Regardless of the other Nolan these have been written for, This one is just for you. It will be yours, Forever and always.
Nolan is actually a golden retriever with a wig. :)
An asshat with an extremely low iq who gets offended by the way other people are.
Oh hey, look, it’s Nolan, the certified sex offender.
Typically the most handsom man there is. Kind loving and never takes a second to think about himself. Typically a church goer and is pulling girls. typically is only into one girl at a time. He never breaks there hearts though. Hes always there for the boys when its needed.