Country Dictionary

Being an idiot

Liking a youtuber that takes the piss

Man: oi blud wagwan pif ting whats your bbmpin

Woman: nah mate ima shank ya up first blud if ya dont gimme dem creps

Man: YO ITS A PRANK BRO *gets what he deserves (dies)*

The best catch phrase on planet Earth

"Dude this is so pif puff"

Being mad, yet in shock; pissed but surprised.

I'd been talking to this guy for a month and then out of nowhere he got in a relationship with some THOT. I was piffed.

someone who can't stop being an asshole

yeah that man is a pif

A nutjob who spams emojis in chat

Stop spamming emojis you fucking pif

Person Intolerant of Fun.

Man, Ash, why you gotta be such. a PIF

precipitous intense flatulence

done suddenly and/or without careful consideration, with extreme force, degree, or strength, the accumulation and/or release of gas in the alimentary canal

random commenter: *goes on and on with unnecessary commentary using big words to try to make themselves look smart.
observer: pif