A fork of Rural Dictionary
The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis
Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen
Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor
When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.
Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta
When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't
She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby
When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't
She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby
When you are dumb af and cant remember the correct word for placebo effect so you instead say placenta effect
A: hey guys do u remember that coffeine pill you gave me ?
B : ye
A: and I thought it was an ecstasy lol that placenta effect was strong af
B: placenta effect ?
A: thats how its called right ?
B : *commits suicide*
when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl
“i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”