A fork of Rural Dictionary
when two women have slept with the same man, they become pooner pals. It is the female equivalent of the wiener cousin
Oh shit, you slept with bobby?! I hit that like 2 years ago...that makes us pooner pals!!!
Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings
" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"
The result of poo transference during double penetration. When the pooner drops out of the anus and touches the penis that is ravaging the vagina, both penises become pooner pals
John and Jermaine doubled up on Cindy. John tagging the b-hole and Jermaine ravaging the vajayjay. John was getting so rough that his filthy pooner popped out and smeared pooge on Jermaine's cock, forever labeling them pooner pals.
a person who obliviously excels in stupidity to their own detriment.
a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!
The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.
I was so excited I got a pooner!
More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.
I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!