A fork of Rural Dictionary
cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike
"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
Ricgan mortis Ricgan mortis rig rig rig
Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart
Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis
Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.
I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
what the fuck is rigor mortis
the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.
mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
Truffle-like nutsacks attached to the ear, stiff and morbid in their age decline.
"Pete's got rigor balls. Hanging from the side of his head."
That feeling you get when you have to wait a very long time for something and you start dying of boredom.
I've been waiting so long that Rigor Bordis is starting to set in.