A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.
Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?! Jim: What? Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY! Jim: Ok
A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.
No we can't get McDonalds Mortis mortis!
The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event
Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.
Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?
Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.
Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up" Morty: "fine!!"
Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.
"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically" Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"
A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.
Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts? Andrew: She sure did