A fork of Rural Dictionary
to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off
"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"
An incredibly shit style of dancing that makes you look like a complete twat
Shannon: I've been practising my shuffle
Erin: You're a downie, get a fucking life you stupid cocksmoker
means sex plainly and simply reffering to the art of taking each others clothes off and penetrating it might not sound the best word but you most often find your big strong grimey men asking you for shuffle and in my eyes call it what you want as long as i get it
katie- how long have you been home
andrew- about an hour you look gorgeous
katie- do i seriously
andrew- get that tight little wet cunt over here and gime some shuffle
An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.
Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.
To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.
Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.
A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.
Watch that dude! He's got the beaverflection shuffle down to a science!