Country Dictionary

a type of birth control.

i stuck a sponge up my v-area

The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.

The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.

When a girls pussy is wet and has an abundant amount of pubic hair. The act of "sponging" happens when the girl sits on top of a persons face thrusting her hips back and forth, basically scrubbing her partners face.

Sponge;Sponged;Sponging

"Hey Beth I was "sponging" my boyfriend last night, and accidentally made his face raw."

The female equivalent of performing a tea-bagging. Where a female will dutifully remove her lower body clothing, and whilst moist or otherwise will then proceed to present her mound upon the recipients face, vigorously gyrating back and forth for a suitably hilarious amount of time.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as Paul would enjoy an extended, extremely moist sponging from Laura.

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

sponge but dapper

"ayo hand me that spong I need to soak up this bacon grease"

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she