Country Dictionary

A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff. Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.

have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere

A more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid. 1. Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot 2. Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower 3. Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower

Lets play Spong instead of beer pong bro!

Spong To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.

Hey you! Take your hands off my wife or I'll spong you good!

Like sponge, but much funnier. Listen to how funny it sounds!

Mmmm, look at that spong. Don't you mean sponge? No, SPONG. It's much funnier, see.

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

A horrible form of bathing suit, a hybrid between a speedo and a thong. Usually spotted on older men with beer bellys and fake tans.

e.g. 1: Person wearing a spong: "Ask me about my spong!!!" e.g. 2: "Ew! Rob shouldn't be wearing a spong"

Spong is a surfing term referring to conditions where the surf is really good and breaking really nicely. A combination of both sporty and strong. Often used as a complimentary reference to a difficult or fearless manoeuvre or simply as an acknowledgement of status.

"Check it out there, it's spong man!" or "That is one spong stick" or "Check her man, that is a spong rack she's bustin'"