A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not knowing why your socks are or are not on your feet for any reason.
Friend 1: Dude, suddenly my socks are back on my feet, and yet I haven't even put the controller down since I took them off.
Friend 2: What the hell? Mine are too. Ghost socks!
Friend 1: No, it's The Schneider Effect~!
Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang
I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!
A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.
Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.
A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
Characterized by delayed neurological development, behavioral dis-regulation and intellectual retardation - Schneider's Chorea is a form of heavy metal toxemia resulting from consuming water sources controlled by criminally corrupt public or political office holders.
The city of Flint is struggling with an epidemic of Schneider's Chorrea.
When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit
My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider
The dude from the 2012 Nickelodeon movie “Rags”
Hey, Grayson did ya watch “Rags “last night? I love the actor Max Schneider, he’s kinda cute 🖤