A fork of Rural Dictionary
Have your friends read this phrase fast and aloud several times for a quick IQ estimate, so you have it "l be so retarded!"
Let's do that IQ test now fast, until we stop you read "eye bee sew we todd it."
To travel abroad and draw ones name in the sand
I need to leave to sew my royal oaks, not blow anyone’s back out.
a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.
That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine
A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!
a way to administer drugs with needle and thread.
yo you guys down to do some sewing tonight?
something to say when you dont know what to say
"So...," she said trying to fill the odd silence.
"Sew buttons on a peacoat," the old man replied.