A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you 69 and the girl is on her period.
I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.
when you stick a knife handle up your friends ass while they lay on their belly, so the blade sticks out like a shark fin. this makes them crawl across the bed squirming back and forth whipping their feet side to side like a shark
i walked into to andy’s room and noticed that they had just been reverse shark attacked as they whipped across the bedroom
When your girl makes you bang her on her period
Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower