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shittiness

A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)

When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.

"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."

Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."

by live4truthaboutNJORCO October 25, 2006

shitty

nicest thing to call someone in an affectionate way, if you love them...then they are shitty!

Shitty is beautiful, her brains are sexy, and I love the shit out of her.

by bodine February 03, 2004

shitty

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

by lauren August 31, 2003

shitties

an informal form of shit

oh shitties, she just queffed

by PLAYA P 02 January 14, 2004

shitty

Of or relating to shit.

"XBox is shit."
"I need to take a big shit."
"You got some shit on your lip."
"This is so damn shit."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

shitty

the word that boyfriends use way to frequently in descriptions involving: how they feel, how you treat them, and how things work

how are you feeling right now?
-shitty
what do you want to talk about>?
-how shitty things are
what about this cd?
-its shitty

by joce November 09, 2002

shitty

(adj): stupid,lame, or scanless, especially due to smoking SHIT

We looked so shitty after being tweeked out for a week straight.
You're so shitty, I should call you Shitty McShitter.
Everyone knows that Santa Paula is a shitty ass town!

by D'BO October 23, 2003